Mel Brooks Ribs the Classics. Much to laugh.

 



Jewish people own comedy 
Yeshudeva. 
An Indian war chief 
Full headdress 
Speaks to the 
Wagon train. 
Oy, you got it rough. 
Or toastmaster at a Roman 
Orgy thirty seven, seated. 
If you please. 
Sated. Beautiful Girls. 
Chests always Mel’s eye level. 
With foods draped on their plate. 
And Frankenstein does 
Top hat and tails with Gene Wilder. 
Puttin’ on the Ritz. 
Money to be made 
From a stage play 
That is horribly written. (zero mostel) 
Features songs neo-Nazi. 
Yeah, that’s right. 
Then let’s hit Hitchcock 
With long, drawn out scenes. 
Aiming at suspenseful… 
Fear of heights. 
Fear of werewolves (harvey korman). 
Fear of foggy venues. 
Fear of a phone booth. 
I fear that I’ve wet myself. 
Oy, again. 
Suchhh a mess. 
Train this boy to be 
A Lawyer, and look what happens. 
Graduated the Bar 1976.



 












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